What is the productive version of Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino?

Unearthing the productivity monster. Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out, girl, she'll chew you up!

I am sitting in the bathroom stall at a roadside Starbucks, one I frequent often for a quick bathroom and snack break on my drives back to San Diego from LA. It’s a drive I do often enough that I’m u…